She's Still Out to Get Me


posted 23 minutes ago via innocence-xx · originally
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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

posted 44 minutes ago via larwrence · originally tokomon
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posted 45 minutes ago via charinq · originally t-ygress
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braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?


door:

um

door:

um

posted 1 hour ago via nandinos · originally door
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foodchewer:

cayde:

foodchewer:

*gets arrested for being too cool*

*the charges are dropped because there is no supporting evidence*

image

#lol


"It may be spring but
The birds have not returned
And the trees are still barren."
— it’s not the same without you (via hollowed-words)